diff --git a/projects/haskell.org/cabal/package.yml b/projects/haskell.org/cabal/package.yml
index 666d8193..035f81e5 100644
--- a/projects/haskell.org/cabal/package.yml
+++ b/projects/haskell.org/cabal/package.yml
@@ -1,12 +1,10 @@
 distributable:
-  url: https://hackage.haskell.org/packages/archive/cabal-install/{{ version }}.0/cabal-install-{{ version }}.0.tar.gz
+  url: https://hackage.haskell.org/packages/archive/cabal-install/{{ version.raw }}/cabal-install-{{ version.raw }}.tar.gz
   strip-components: 1
 
 versions:
   github: haskell/cabal/releases
-  strip:
-    - /^[Cc]abal /
-    - /\.0$/ #FIXME cabal uses 4 digit versioning
+  strip: /^[Cc]abal /
 
 dependencies:
   haskell.org: 9
@@ -18,62 +16,66 @@ provides:
 
 build:
   dependencies:
+    haskell.org: 9.6.3 # later version pass invalid linker flags on darwin clang-14
     curl.se: '*'
     linux/aarch64:
-      github.com/numactl/numactl: ^2  # downloaded cabal needs this
+      github.com/numactl/numactl: ^2 # downloaded cabal needs this
     tukaani.org/xz: 5
-  script: |-
-    case "X{{ hw.target }}" in
-    "Xaarch64-apple-darwin")
-      BOOTSTRAP="https://downloads.haskell.org/~ghcup/unofficial-bindists/cabal/3.6.0.0/cabal-install-3.6.0.0-aarch64-darwin-big-sur.tar.xz"
-      ;;
-    "Xx86_64-apple-darwin")
-      BOOTSTRAP="https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.2.0.0/cabal-install-3.2.0.0-x86_64-apple-darwin17.7.0.tar.xz"
-      ;;
-    "Xx86_64-unknown-linux-gnu")
-      BOOTSTRAP="https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.2.0.0/cabal-install-3.2.0.0-x86_64-unknown-linux.tar.xz"
-      ;;
-    "Xaarch64-unknown-linux-gnu")
-      BOOTSTRAP="https://downloads.haskell.org/ghcup/unofficial-bindists/cabal/3.7.0.0-pre20220407/cabal-install-3.7-aarch64-linux-deb10.tar.xz"
-      ;;
-    *)
-      echo "Unknown arch. Please update the pantry."
-      exit 1
-    esac
+  script:
+    # utf-8 issues
+    - run: export HOME="$(mktemp -d)"
+      if: linux
 
-    if [[ "X{{ hw.platform }}" == Xlinux ]]; then
-      ADDITIONAL_CABAL_FLAGS="--with-gcc=clang"
-    fi
-
-    if test ! -e .bootstrap/cabal; then
-      if test ! -e .bootstrap; then
-        mkdir .bootstrap
-      fi
-      curl -L "${BOOTSTRAP}" | tar Jxf - -C .bootstrap
-    fi
+    - run: |
+        if test ! -e .bootstrap/cabal; then
+          if test ! -e .bootstrap; then
+            mkdir .bootstrap
+          fi
+          curl -L "${BOOTSTRAP}" | tar Jxf - -C .bootstrap
+        fi
 
     ## This seems dirty, but building is an internal-only gig atm.
     # Likely fix is to use CABAL_DIR in build scripts
-    if test -e ~/.cabal/bin; then
-      rm -r ~/.cabal/bin
-    fi
+    - run: |
+        if test -e ~/.cabal/bin; then
+          rm -r ~/.cabal/bin
+        fi
 
     # this is not an acceptable solution, do you know a better one? pls PR 🙏
     #FIXME also this sed line sucks but I got bored trying to make it work
-    sed -i.bak \
-      -e 's/build-depends: base.*/build-depends: base >=4.10 \&\& <5/' \
-      -e 's/text.*>=.*/text       >= 1.2.3    \&\& < 3,/' \
-      cabal-install.cabal
+    # zlib 0.7.0.0 doesn't respect our rpaths with its intermediate build products
+    - |
+      sed -i \
+        -e 's/build-depends: base.*/build-depends: base >=4.10 \&\& <5/' \
+        -e 's/text.*>=.*/text       >= 1.2.3    \&\& < 3,/' \
+        -e 's/zlib.*< .*/zlib       >= 0.5.3    \&\& < 0.7,/' \
+        cabal-install.cabal
     # ^^ SEE https://github.com/haskell/cabal/issues/8118
-    rm *.bak
+    - mkdir -p "{{prefix}}/bin"
 
-    mkdir -p "{{prefix}}/bin"
-    ./.bootstrap/cabal v2-update
-    ./.bootstrap/cabal v2-install \
-      --install-method=copy \
-      --installdir={{prefix}}/bin \
+    - ./.bootstrap/cabal v2-update
+
+    - ./.bootstrap/cabal v2-install
+      --install-method=copy
+      --installdir={{prefix}}/bin
       $ADDITIONAL_CABAL_FLAGS
+  env:
+    darwin/aarch64:
+      BOOTSTRAP: https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.10.2.0/cabal-install-3.10.2.0-aarch64-darwin.tar.xz
+    darwin/x86-64:
+      BOOTSTRAP: https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.10.2.0/cabal-install-3.10.2.0-x86_64-darwin.tar.xz
+    linux/x86-64:
+      BOOTSTRAP: https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.10.2.0/cabal-install-3.10.2.0-x86_64-linux-deb10.tar.xz
+    linux/aarch64:
+      BOOTSTRAP: https://downloads.haskell.org/~cabal/cabal-install-3.10.2.0/cabal-install-3.10.2.0-aarch64-linux-deb10.tar.xz
+    linux:
+      ADDITIONAL_CABAL_FLAGS:
+        - -v3
+        # else segfaults
+        - --enable-relocatable
+        - --ghc-option=-fPIC
+        - --ghc-option=-Wl,-pie
 
-test: |
-  cabal --config-file=./config user-config init
-  cabal --config-file=./config info Cabal
+test:
+  - cabal --config-file=./config user-config init
+  - cabal --config-file=./config info Cabal