diff --git a/src/layouts/page/tea-cli.html b/src/layouts/page/tea-cli.html
index 039ecf8..722539f 100644
--- a/src/layouts/page/tea-cli.html
+++ b/src/layouts/page/tea-cli.html
@@ -164,12 +164,8 @@
   <div class="container tea-cli-container">
     <div class="row">
       <div class="col">
-        <p class="black text-center">TOTAL DOWNLOADS</p>
-        <p class="black text-center tea-cli-data"><span id="tea-cli-downloads">612,085</span></p>
-      </div>
-      <div class="col">
-        <p class="black text-center">FOR THIS VERSION</p>
-        <p class="black text-center tea-cli-data"><span id="tea-cli-ver-downloads">612,085</span></p>
+        <h3 class="black text-center">Oh @#$%... the documentation <em>is</em> the script!?"</h3>
+        <p class="black text-center">–tea drinker; re: the Executable Markdown</p>
       </div>
     </div>
   </div>